Blitzy - layout and graphics... and coding if codeBoy isn't around.
Blitzy is a squid. Well... not really, but she does have a strong affinity for cephalopods. Blitzy likes to move fast, whether on land, sea or air. She also plays with sharp things. She is known for her ability to survive on caffeine, Powerbars and Gatorade. She is not likely to sing with Bill soon, though one day he may taunt her into inflicting her lack of musical prowess on unsuspecting bar patrons.

codeBoy - code (duh)
codeBoy is a geek, and has Blitzy to thank for a lifetime of caffeine addiction.
codeBoy's main function is to take Blitzy's 'put that over there' and make it look like what you see here.

Blitzy & codeBoy can be reached at webmaster@billcraig.com

The Team is kept in line by our nefarious leader ZOG:

ZOG - Supreme Being
ZOG is NOT a being from another planet who, with his superior intellect and irresistible charm, plans to take over our planet and enslave us all. Really, he's not. And we're not just saying this because he told us to. We thank ZOG for allowing us to take time from catering to his many needs in order to work on this site. But he is just a dog... not an alien at all. Really.
All hail ZOG.